Asklemmy

AIPAC: We control Western governments.

They are coping, trying to project their own power when they see very clearly that they're on the brink. I don't remember AIPAC saying that outright in english, but I wouldn't exactly put it past those psychos either.

Enlightened Liberals: “no this is a strategic partnership”

I'm neither enlightened nor a liberal, but this is broadly a strategic partnership (in defense of the empire). Liberals still believe that an apartheid ethnostate is a completely acceptable thing, and that they should just kill a little bit less children. When exactly did the US need to convinced to lay waste to the middle-east for their own profit? If Israel sounds like a perfect unsinkable aircraft carrier in the area, it's because that's exactly what it is, and the kind of things they have never shied away from.

I don't deny that they most likely have dirt on some politician, Israeli intelligence is on record trying to pull the grossest shameless stunts, and of course they try their hardest to impact policies abroad, they're not even trying to hide it. But saying "they control western government" as if the entire western world is a collection of Israeli puppet states is legitimately insane. The US military budget alone eclipses their whole GDP.

What Israel is currently doing is speedrunning the reputation of the entire Western world into the ground

We can do that ourselves tyvm, Israel isn't responsible for Trump remarkable attempts at destroying the US economy, USD, and the entirety of their softpower. Israel has decided to completely overextend in a way where western governments, despite their ardent zionism, haven't been able to reign in antizionist sentiment. But do you think that Israelis mind controlled Trump into destroying their lifeline and tariffing their own fucking selves? Everyone knows that Israel is only held afloat by the uninterrupted stream of weaponry from the US, and that's a ~~sacrifice~~ profit the military-industrial complex is willing to make.

You cannot in any way explain to me how this is a strategically sound plan

No I cannot, it's a fascist state eating itself, many such examples. They are desperate, and they're very clearly running straight into a wall. I'd like you, however, to explain to me how this is a strategically sound plan even IF you assume their total supposed control of western governments when they inevitably crash and burn, as they've been working overtime towards. It's not sound. They're not sound. It's a fascist ethnostate.