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[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I'm a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The Greenist isn't green enough. I'm not voting to send a message they need to earn my vote.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“This orange looks more green than the other orange, I’m going to vote for it and call myself a greenist.”

“Oh why is everything still orange? I voted for the green shade of orange!”

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

So you're choosing less green. Got it.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the green shade of orange

...yellow?

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

So brownish yellow-orange?

Orange = yellow+red

Green = yellow+blue

Green orange = 2yellow+red+blue

Green orange = 2yellow+purple?

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only there's no greenish party, there's only orange and 99% orange 1% green, and the orange-greenist is a 99 year old person running 99% orange policy to appeal to moderate oranges

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You literally are in the third panel.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The third panel is a centrist. It is not someone who is so green that nothing is green enough for them.

I'm mocking the leftists who flooded Lemmy with their "don't vote for Kamala" message.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... Think you missed the words: "world" and "everybody else"

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (35 children)

No I didn't. Extreme Greenists will be telling everyone in 3 years to not vote for Mamdani because of the police killing citizens that happened under his term.

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[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Exactly. You are the green/orange in the third panel, complaining about being told you're too orange to be green.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

You seem to have not understood the comic

[–] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And you're clearly the second panel because of your complete inability to understand basic concepts

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Ultra-greens: "That green looks a little yellow-green. That's too close to orange! I'm so inclusive and tolerant. Why can't everyone just coexist like me?"

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