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Hemorrhoids have entered the chat
Eat more fiber. And stop pushing so hard when you poop.
Apparently stop sitting there for twenty minutes after too. Gotta poop and scoot
If only it is that easy.
I have a trick to help along hesitant logs. First, you get some toilet paper over your fingers, then you press in at the soft spot right past the end of the tailbone. The sweet spot seems to be about half way between the tailbone and the bhole. Do it right and the log just glides right out with practically no effort and no pain.
The ole poop and scoot. I had a cocker spaniel who was a master at this maneuver.
Do the poop scoot boogie
And never leave.