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Unhygienic as fuck man. We don’t share eye makeup because you can catch weird stuff from people’s eyes. Stop doing that
My roommate is always complaining about his contacts drying or running out of new ones, and every time I cringe a little bit because I hate things touching my eyes. Even eye exams freak me out, but I only have to deal with weird things happening to my eyes when I get them. I’ve been trying to convert him back to glasses, but he won’t listen.
But eating ass is fine?
Just don't lick the eye ball for at least an hour after eating cake.
I mean… no.
Couples share spit and other bodily fluids, so...
There’s legitimate eye diseases you can spread.
While this is true, I was still grossed out when my wife used to repeatedly borrow my toothbrush... Like yeah, we'd kiss and exchange many more bodily fluids, but it's not like we're scraping each other's teeth and digging between gums and teeth when we're kissing...
You can get heart disease from this just FYI
Fortunately I've been to a cardiologist recently and found my heart is fine. Still don't know what was wrong with me for several months, but it wasn't that.