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Come see why you're all wrong sore losers, here in a lenghty rantarticle I explain why AI is so good and is going to replace you all:
https://localhost:80/index.html
Hey thats my website! Gemini, call the police!
Every breath you take starts playing on the background...
You rang? (My user's name in my laptop is gemini, and in my home pc, and anywhere i use my flake really), btw check out my terminal cool right?:
It doesnt look right in the tty though, i havent bothered to make it change the characters for some it can print, i use oh-my-posh btw, and fish.
So did you call the police yet?
Ah shit i forgot , i was too focused on my terminal
I love the https and port 80 combo. Really sells the incompetence.
That’s what makes it obvious that this person has been around the block. Or a few blocks.
Should have been brought round back.
pointing to 80 port was the salt in the wound, i presume?
With https no less
That page is filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Goddammit, I clicked.
Theres too many s's in https