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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's nothing, I wrote the code to return if the input is even or not in 1M lines of code.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If 1 no else if 2 yes else if 3 no....

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

If you want to learn natural language processing, this is actually a fun example to generate code for.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Are you working with 20 bit integers? You'll never get it down to a million lines like that...

There's a million lines of If >4096, subtract 4096

Then a quick lookup case statement for whether the remaining number is even.