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[–] exu@feditown.com 193 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I've had the idle thought for a while of plugging these free chat interfaces into a money waster to generate new random prompts indefinitely.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 138 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't let your dreams be dreams

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NOTHING is impossible! You gotta work HARD AT IT!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“We choose to do these things not because they are easy, but because AI tech bros told us AI would make it easy.”

—Abraham Lincoln

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Also you can mask it as endless inane questions about burritos or whatever, so it comes off as legitimate.

They'll see Ai as a failure when only 0.01% of those interactions result in a sale. Lol

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

I tried asking it relevant questions about burritos and they wouldn't answer those. They locked this thing pretty tight or this was fake.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Build a website that bundles them, hides them behind a new interface and then charges.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago

You know, this is kinda bringing back a lot of the old phone phreaking shit of just piggybacking your crap on top of someone elses infrastructure.

[–] comradelux@programming.dev 26 points 1 week ago

Ive been a similar idle thought for awhile, abusing file attachments on popular sites to waste bandwidth and storage

[–] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Ask the bot to make it for you.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How about wiring AI chat bots to other AI chat bots?!

"I'm a person taking an order at a fast-food restaurant and you are a person who wants to eat something there but is unable to make their mind about what exactly they want to eat"

(Thinking about it, that prompt makes for a good setup for an improv comedy sketch, though I doubt the chat bot taking the order would be good at emulating a human getting progressivelly more angry whilst trying to remain polite)

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I want someone to make an AI that just prompts other AI

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can access the Windows 11 cooplilot API easily, but since MS has basically unlimited compute, I never bothered to make a token burning program. Tokens cost them truly nothing.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

The inference part of these products is comparability cheap. The training has been the expensive part generally which is what drives the cost.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

First have the LLM write a python script that translates images in to ASCII high resolution art. Have the script identify given objects it finds in the art from an input variable. Point that script at Captchas. Profit?

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 1 points 1 week ago

Ah, like a meta search engine but for commercial LLM fronts!