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You don't play as A helldiver. You play as as many helldivers as it takes to complete the mission. They literally throw people at the problem until it stops being a problem.
Not if you're really good at the game. Then you play as the helldiver.
That's exactly the attitude that makes the Helldivers the best of the best, Son. Have you ever considered signing up to do your part to protect Super Earth?
/s (as is required to really emulate this game's feel)