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[–] don@lemm.ee 73 points 2 days ago (5 children)

An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…

Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 69 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan."

"Yes! What shall we do, then?"

"Why, fuck up Gary's marriage of course!"

[–] don@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Job well done lads.

Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you think they're related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis' room arrangements in Archer?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

With our powers combined...

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank (TM)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

I have a feeling that Gary's wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, his wife might be really hot.

This comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don't belive in Magic, but I can't trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And really into witches.

Maybe she asked him to wear a sexy witch outfit for their frisky Friday, and he never got over it.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And really into witches.

Isn't everyone?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

An individual of refined taste, I see.

He's such a nice guy, he'd never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I think you're on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it'd be on the list of marriage-enders.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

I guess the treat vector would be that they'd be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian