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Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability (infosec.exchange)
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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 6 days ago (3 children)

There's two nines there: "95 issues in last 90 days"

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 16 points 6 days ago

Nein Nein Nein!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 17 points 6 days ago

and a partridge in a pear tree

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There are two more surrounding the decimal point, too! Four nines!

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And if you sum four 9s you get 36. Sum those digits and you get 9 again. I think that's how numerology works?

[–] logi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

It is. For any sufficiently small value of "works".