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If we’re being real I don’t really trust anyone with my data.
Don't trust anyone, not even yourself.
Full time ass job to keep up with every single security bulletin.
Sounds exhausting.
Leaves you utterly pooped.
What's an ass job? Like, butt stuff?
Yes. It's a shit job. But it's honest work
Send it to me. I'll keep it safe. I promise not to share it.
Still a better deal than what all big tech firms offer.
One year later: I'm changing the conditions of my promise.
Still better. You'll have to promise to share with 180 partners from the get go just to be close to the same level as them. And then do some chicanery.