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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If do contract work that's not even that much

[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

True, then insurance and no time off or other benefits would suck.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It's only "no time off" if that's what you want. It's time off whenever you want (and sometimes when you don't want).

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Accurate. Source: 20 years solo.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Contract work is rarely direct deposit, though?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

US banking is weird. How would it be paid instead?

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I've never hired a software consultant, but most of the time when I hire a company or person to do contract work like roofing, gardening or similar they prefer to be paid by check. Sometimes they accept credit cards, but usually not when the bill is over a certain amount, due to the cut going to the card company.

Furthermore, "Direct Deposit" is basically a special term used for people getting their wages or salary paid to their bank account, as opposed to receiving it by check or cash. Other types of bank-to-bank transfers have different names, like "wire transfer" or "ACH transfer".

Americans love overcomplicating things in general, and particularly love using overly specific and technical names for stuff. There's acronyms everywhere, and things are named after weird technicalities. Like nobody says "retirement account", they call it "401(k)", named after the paragraph in the law which defines it.

You find stuff like that everywhere if you look. Some of their coins don't even have a value printed on them, you just have to memorize how much they're worth.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

In Europe (maybe also elsewhere outside the US?) nearly all transactions are simply direct bank transactions. Occasionally facilitated through some app, but usually it's just your own bank's app. Nobody has used checks for decades, and the only reason we're using credit cards is because the US keeps forcing them on us.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

You just have to memorize the coins

Plus they are not even logically ordered by size or anything.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Americans love overcomplicating things in general, and particularly love using overly specific and technical names for stuff. There’s acronyms everywhere, and things are named after weird technicalities. Like nobody says “retirement account”, they call it “401(k)”, named after the paragraph in the law which defines it.

As a plus, I can greatly confuse and terrify an Irish person by telling them about the thousands I send "to the old IRA" every year. 😂

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Depends on how you do ur billing but yeah it varies

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A month!? I know it's regional but that's low for a monthly deposit for a contractor!

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're not accounting for taxes and insurance. You lose way more to both as a self employed individual (at least here in the states)

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you're a self employed contractor, you're taking taxes and insurance out yourself, not from what you'd be paid.

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Exactly. When I was self employed, my monthly invoice was almost always in the 5 figures. From that you pay your VAT every quarter, save up for income taxes, pay all sorts of insurances, and what you've got left is a lot less, but the initial transfer looks very good.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not really sure what your point is. If I bill my guy 8k for the hours I did last month he sends me 8k. I then personally have to buy my own insurance and do my quarterly taxes

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right, which would happen after the direct deposit, so your entire tangent about taxes and insurance seems irrelevant to the meme and conversation involving the amount in the meme.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reread the thread mate. If you already know that contractos charge more then you shouldn't be this confused

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're the one that needs to reread. For real.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's crazy how missing a single word can spiral out like this. My b y'all