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Explanation: Medieval European logistics were... primitive. And the logistics of the international and ad-hoc undertaking of the Catholic Crusades was doubly so. When called to arms, feudal polities generally did not have an actual system for feeding and supplying their troops - they just made arrangements as they went. Who paid for what was often a matter for argument, depending on the feudal contract, and part of why medieval European polities struggled to raise large armies or endure long campaigns.
In-line with this total lack of logistical organization, or organization in general, there are accounts during the Crusades of poor troops stealing food out of hunger during periods of garrison (not crisis) and being hanged for it - because their lords either could not or would not pay for their supplies, and there was no centralized system to ensure distribution of food - or even its availability. Even if most men in the army could afford food, even if the supply was not short in the local market, if you didn't have money or connections, you were shit out of luck.
In the Crusades, matters were doubly borked since the primary recruiting method was not "We need X amount of armed recruits from Y region, and your duty as His Majesty's vassal is to see it done, or else pay a fine"; but rather, "If you are willing, GOD NEEDS YOU TO RETAKE THE HOLY LAND!" Even for those who had a clear overlord who was crusading, and requested their presence, the logistical preparations were "You should take along about two years' worth of money to buy supplies" rather than any organization of supply lines or depots who would be expecting to receive a sudden influx of mouths in a time of near-subsistence survival.
Not only did this mean that responsibility for many of the 'soldiers' coming along was unclear, but also that their usefulness in military operations was doubtful to begin with. Notably, a force of some 20,000-60,000 'Crusaders', the People's Crusade, was entirely obliterated by ~5,000 Muslim troops during the First Crusade.
... the Muslim polities they fought with were generally more organized. Surely the failure of 8 out of 9 Crusades is unrelated to this fact.
For anyone who isn't a tankie who salivates over bootleather and might have some actual interest in the subject, please enjoy these excerpts from “Logistics of Warfare in the Age of the Crusades”:
Crusaders were expecting to take along their own money to provide for their own supply on the way there; there was no organized system of supply beyond ad-hoc arrangements made by individual lords.
There was no reliable revenue stream to provide for Crusade, nor a way to send revenues eastwards to accompany it, nor a way to ensure that even the revenues raised were in such form as to make exchange for personal goods of roughly equal value.
Western Crusaders of all contingents were reliant on the organization and largesse offered by the Byzantines just to not starve as they passed through the Empire, and still plundered the region.
A length excerpt on the Second Crusade and the general condition of medieval Frankish armies:
This is just a small taste of the chaos involved in the Crusader armies and (lack of) systemic logistics.
I'd like to say something along the lines of "I didn't realize tankie bootlicking included reactionary simping for feudal regimes because feudalism isn't the dreaded SHITLIBS", but the truth is that I've seen enough reactionary arcadian nonsense from tankie bootlickers that it's a tossup whether it's them, or an outright monarchist, whenever I see someone start to talk about how great and refined Christian Europe was, and how there's been a massive conspiracy to hide it by the dreaded bourgeois intellectuals.
The difference between them and monarchists, of course, being that a monarchist's ideal leader wears a lot of gold jewelry on their head; while a tankie's ideal leader wears a lot of gold jewelry on their chest instead.
Holy shit, this guy is incredibly stupid, even by the low standards of tankies.
Does he not know what logistics are in a military sense? Does he not know what 'primitive' means in this context despite me immediately outlining what I meant by it? Does he not realize that ad-hoc logistics does not mean that starvation immediately sets in?
Me:
This far-right bootlicking chud, quoting an actual source which disproves me by... saying the exact same fucking thing I did:
Fascists are the same in any shade, it would seem. Morons, to the last.
At the end of the day, it's just amusing for me, lmao. If I want to make another "They love me!" meme, all I have to do is search my name or their favorite euphemism-of-the-day for me and I can fill up yet another bulletin board with their obsessive adoration of the past month or two. They generate new material all the time, I couldn't keep up with my fan club (💋) even if I wanted to.
It was cute for maybe the first six months I was here, now it's old hat, honestly. I just assume they're always talking about me. It's not like they have anything better to do - talking about actual issues might make them feel bad about how apparent it is that they devalue the lives of marginalized groups, and, as we all know, the purpose of theory is to make dipshits with their thumbs up their asses feel good about about their inaction, not to provide a better basis on which to pursue change in the real world.
Wasn't it Marx, after all, who said "Activists have only changed the world in various ways; the point, however, is to interpret it”?
Or maybe I'm getting my quotes mixed up.
lmao. I might recommend to them "General Issues in the Study of Medieval Logistics" or "Logistics of Warfare in the Age of the Crusades", but such pesky things as 'facts' are generally lost on such cretins.
Bizarre that they'd pick this, of all things, to post in their brigading forum, though.
In fact, let me stop playing Resident Evil for a few minutes to dig up some choice quotes