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For anyone who isn't a tankie who salivates over bootleather and might have some actual interest in the subject, please enjoy these excerpts from “Logistics of Warfare in the Age of the Crusades”:
Crusaders were expecting to take along their own money to provide for their own supply on the way there; there was no organized system of supply beyond ad-hoc arrangements made by individual lords.
There was no reliable revenue stream to provide for Crusade, nor a way to send revenues eastwards to accompany it, nor a way to ensure that even the revenues raised were in such form as to make exchange for personal goods of roughly equal value.
Western Crusaders of all contingents were reliant on the organization and largesse offered by the Byzantines just to not starve as they passed through the Empire, and still plundered the region.
A length excerpt on the Second Crusade and the general condition of medieval Frankish armies:
This is just a small taste of the chaos involved in the Crusader armies and (lack of) systemic logistics.
I'd like to say something along the lines of "I didn't realize tankie bootlicking included reactionary simping for feudal regimes because feudalism isn't the dreaded SHITLIBS", but the truth is that I've seen enough reactionary arcadian nonsense from tankie bootlickers that it's a tossup whether it's them, or an outright monarchist, whenever I see someone start to talk about how great and refined Christian Europe was, and how there's been a massive conspiracy to hide it by the dreaded bourgeois intellectuals.
The difference between them and monarchists, of course, being that a monarchist's ideal leader wears a lot of gold jewelry on their head; while a tankie's ideal leader wears a lot of gold jewelry on their chest instead.
Holy shit, this guy is incredibly stupid, even by the low standards of tankies.
Does he not know what logistics are in a military sense? Does he not know what 'primitive' means in this context despite me immediately outlining what I meant by it? Does he not realize that ad-hoc logistics does not mean that starvation immediately sets in?
Me:
This far-right bootlicking chud, quoting an actual source which disproves me by... saying the exact same fucking thing I did:
Fascists are the same in any shade, it would seem. Morons, to the last.
At the end of the day, it's just amusing for me, lmao. If I want to make another "They love me!" meme, all I have to do is search my name or their favorite euphemism-of-the-day for me and I can fill up yet another bulletin board with their obsessive adoration of the past month or two. They generate new material all the time, I couldn't keep up with my fan club (💋) even if I wanted to.
It was cute for maybe the first six months I was here, now it's old hat, honestly. I just assume they're always talking about me. It's not like they have anything better to do - talking about actual issues might make them feel bad about how apparent it is that they devalue the lives of marginalized groups, and, as we all know, the purpose of theory is to make dipshits with their thumbs up their asses feel good about about their inaction, not to provide a better basis on which to pursue change in the real world.
Wasn't it Marx, after all, who said "Activists have only changed the world in various ways; the point, however, is to interpret it”?
Or maybe I'm getting my quotes mixed up.
lmao. I might recommend to them "General Issues in the Study of Medieval Logistics" or "Logistics of Warfare in the Age of the Crusades", but such pesky things as 'facts' are generally lost on such cretins.
Bizarre that they'd pick this, of all things, to post in their brigading forum, though.
In fact, let me stop playing Resident Evil for a few minutes to dig up some choice quotes