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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"knock knock"

"Who's there"

"The interrupting cow"

"The interrupting cow wh.." "MOOOOOOO"

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Immediately pushes FLAGS, CS, and IP onto the stack, clears IF, and jumps to the cow Service Routine at 0x0000:0x0040

I thought of a better version: Immediately stacks everything I'm carrying and jumps on the cow

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 18 points 1 month ago

It's the CORVID-19

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I recognize asm but what's a hellott keyboard?

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nemo πs me keyboard?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's a HELLO II keyboard. Probably the next model after the original one.