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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Right up until that Malort makes it past the gums. Or the writers get their hands on him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really need this as a bookmark

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I found it just sitting on ground outside. Best day of my life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Best day OUR lives, comrade.

You can take high quality photos of this for the rest of the fediverse and all, become our new God. I've been looking for a new Nicole/violet

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

My phone is 12 years old, that picture is the best I can do. Also, godhood is not my bag, I struggle with taking a compliment, being a god would fucking wreck me.

I’ll try to get a better picture of it, though.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How does one get malort outside of the US?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Burn some rubber bands and used ~~adhesive bandages~~ condoms and mix them with some vodka and a little bit of potpourri.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

No one who consumes malort is happy.