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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do airport prices not end on 0.99?

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah that’s for supermarket and petrol station noobs

Airports just go for the throat because fuck you

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What are you going to do? Go to another airport?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ideally. I'd hate for my trip to the airport to not include going to another airport.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s your success rate there?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Currently 100% outside small hobbyist airports, but given the state of aviation I'm not certain the streak will continue

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone -1 points 3 weeks ago

Impressive, to be honest.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone -1 points 3 weeks ago

In Brisbane I’d stop at the big servo before going to the terminal if I could

My daughter works at the Brisbane Airport. She avoids buying anything from there