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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a paramedic (europe.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca -4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Your cats will eat you when you die

[–] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

We all express love in different ways.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just get a cat door

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

And? Your dad will bury and/or incinerate you. At least the cats get some use out of you.