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I don't think you have to be rich to own slaves.
Edit: Some of ya'll don't understand what shitposting is.
If you’re talking about the US, you are incredibly misinformed. Selling slaves for money was an insanely lucrative business. It’s not called “The Transatlantic Slave Here You Can Just Have Some”
Bruh... this is a shitposting sub
Dawg my whole ass comment was just for that last line tbh I was tired as shit but still giggled writing it
RamenJunkie used Schrodinger's Asshole!
It wasn't very effective...
The revolution will not be posted to the greentext community
You do have to feed, keep them healthy, clothe and shelter them along with you and your family - plus they did cost money to buy, they don't spontaneously appear. You'd need a modicum of wealth to afford and keep one. Not much, but some.
slaves were a one time purchase, workers were subscriptions
Are you actually shitposting if you don't get downvoted?
Its a shitpost sub though, its oppositr day for votes.
A lot of people in this thread are the must be fun at parties types. Some are also afflicted with whoosh syndrome and somehow they try to make it everybody else’s problem.