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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:

  1. Obtain lava.
  2. Allow to cool to room temperature
  3. Use a hammrer and food processor to reduce to a fine powder
  4. Add water and stir until you have a drinkable slurry
  5. Die anyway because drinking glass shards is still really bad for you.
[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oof... Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.

[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Big Nature: I don’t care if you fuck around with me, (motions to a Gympie Gympie tree) but you might.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

All of Australia seems like Mother Earth's way of saying "fuck around and find out".

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes except WE get the benefits of this guy drinking lava