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[–] drath@lemmy.drath.ru 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake criminal money more legit than government money. One day I woke up to the news that all my deposits are frozen indefinitely, that I am not allowed to carry cash abroad, and that I am not allowed to get bank accounts or transfers from any foreign institutions. .Thank fuck for crypto and that I had some. It literally saved my life, so yeah, fake criminal money by a long shot for me.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Selfhost instance on .ru

Checks out. Hows the outlaw life?

[–] drath@lemmy.drath.ru 1 points 1 week ago

Praying for Georgia and Georgian people everyday for letting me stay effectively indefinitely. Otherwise, living like stateless person would've been terrible. Though, technically, despite everything I've posted on the internet, police is not very interested in me, my track record is clean and I can go back anytime, it's just that I'd really, really rather not...