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Yeah I'm sure if Jesus was watching he would agree she is out of line
Jesus operated a carpentry business. I'm sure he knows all about dealing with difficult customers.
He quit to become the Messiah, didn’t he? That was probably easier than retail customer service.
I literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years.
Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.
Thank you for your service.
(The unionizing part, not the Aldi part. Even though I like Aldi.)
Dying on the cross was easier than customer service
"I'll give you a refund over my dead body."
three days later...
Haha. Judas was just a disgruntled customer with a lot of time and creativity.
Time to get the whip
He would probably nail them to a board.
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
~ Ministry - Jesus built my hotrod
I'd heard he was a stonemason because there aren't a lot of trees in Israel, so carpenter isn't the best translation. I have no idea if that's true, but it sounds plausible.