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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Depends what I'm doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I'm having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don't want to touch.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Plus you might not have to turn on the lights which helps a lot to go back to bed.

I know this is in my future, but I ain't fallen back asleep on the can at 2am yet

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sitting down takes longer. IMO it also flows more easily if I'm standing. I'll sit if I'm tired, or half-asleep, or whatever. I'll stand most of the time to get it over with faster.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it depends, if you need to poop the pressure and relaxtion makes it easier.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, so you don't poop standing up?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ass interruption

Do you have a cloaca?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, why do you ask?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

if you're a bird or lizard.