this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2026
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Hey I need a 35% tip for this comment since there's no minimum wage for commenting.
$0.00 x 0.35 = $0.00
(Ó╭╮Ò) how will I ever put food on my family with pay so low.
By learning to math?
Funny enough a pure math degree is essentially useless outside of academia. It's almost impossible to get hired as anything but a professor.
There is of you post on .ml! President Xi venmo's me $5 every time I make a funny post /j
Damn now I gotta be tipping you $3.50?
Yeah, but ever since the Strait of Hormuz closed, you gotta tip in the equivalent amount of Chinese Yuan
How about some shmeckals? That's all I got.
Comment with six words it is.