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[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NGL I would buy a ticket to at least the first movie just to commentate as loudly and obnoxiously as possible until I got kicked out.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure why you'd be kicked out. You're not disturbing anyone. You'd be the only one in there.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know you're joking, but ya know... what kills the joke? Is how wrong you are. There's gonna probably be plenty of dumbass folks there.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean......maybe? I didn't realize there was a strict code of conduct on Lemmy where our jokes had to adhear to realism. Very sorry for the mishap. I'll only tell jokes where the punchlines seem they could happen in real life.

So a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'cha havin?" And the guy says "A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!!" and then proceeds to cry that his wife has left him.

..........I just don't know about this realism humor.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Your joke is hilarious because I'm sad now! I wish I could go back to imagining you being applauded for shredding a movie in a theater, but now I can only laugh at sad humor.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dude my bad. Didn't mean to hurt you.

Also I was just launching off your joke. Cause the real joke is how much our society has become brain-dead drones.