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And how am I supposed to eat this soup with no spoon? (europe.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Krammer: "hey whatchu guys talkin about"

George: "Some guy offered me some pills"

Krammer, suspiciously interested: "What, like some drugs? That's a bad scene George!"

Jerry: "Not to worry Krammer, George turned him down."

George: "No water. Can't take pills with no water!"

Krammer: "Kind of weak reason to turn down pills, but good on you! I made that mistake once- (dramatically) NEVER AGAIN."

Jerry: "Why am I not surprised?"

Krammer: "Guy claimed he was some new age Indian Yogi, had the robes, whole bit! I was out for three days, and when I came too, I was on a fishing boat 30 miles off of Nantucket!"

George: "You never told us you were a longshoreman."

Krammer: "I wasn't. They pulled me in with the catch. Apparently I thought I was a tuna!"

[edit] (Mixed up who was being offered the pills, doesn't change the scene though.)

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is more believable to the characters and writing.

And that “turkey kramer…” I can see him as a tuna flopping after being caught. LMAO

https://tenor.com/bZ3R5.gif - Kramer (Seinfeld) Happy Thanksgiving

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I can picture this so clearly