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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, for real? Is that indicative of reality or just the one site?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

In my experience, bottoms out number tops pretty considerably. That could be a regional thing, though. Even most bi guys I know are exclusively, or near exclusively, bottoms when they're with other men.

Bottoming just feels too damn good, y'all.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Wow! Honestly, I thought there's as many dicks that want holes as there are holes for dicks.

Who would have thunk.

Edit: Having stuff there is fun, ngl.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 8 hours ago

It's pretty great. It's almost like there's an orgasm button up there or something

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Is it that easy for tops or like, is it a honeypot for tops?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, I'm not a top, so I don't really know haha

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

What a horrible time to join

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.

Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

The s is hilarious to find out that they carry my logic. Before I had kids I used to joke with my friends I'm fine with my kids being gay so long as they pitch and not catch lol