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Linux Cat (europe.pub)

submitted 5 days ago by shark_byte@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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ahh

~$ which cat

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[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Another all-time favorite:

$ man woman  
No manual entry for woman

[–] Digit@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Huh. ... I could have swore there was a woman. I even package searched, even in overlays... no woman.

digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % whereis woman
woman:
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % which woman
which: no woman in (/bedrock/cross/pin/bin:/bedrock/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/opt/bin:/opt/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/bin:/sbin:/snap/bin:/home/digit/bin:/usr/games/bin:/usr/games:/bedrock/strata/devuan/usr/libexec/xscreensaver:/home/digit/.cargo/bin:/bedrock/cross/bin)
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % apropos woman
woman: nothing appropriate.

digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % man cry
No manual entry for cry
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % whereis cry
cry:

No woman.

No cry.

[–] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 21 points 5 days ago

$ touch woman
touch: cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied