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You probably also guessed that the stripper isn't actually attracted to you.
He's not???
Sorry you had to find out this way.
But the escort actually likes me, right?
Yes. That's different.
Instructions unclear. My ford escort definitely hates me
I'd hate you too if you were trying to clog up my tailpipe.
you need to focus! It's not time for a fiesta!
That's a joke I cannot afford to make...
I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?
Idk depends on your next move methinks
Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?
High likelihood
So a twenty-year marriage and a mortgage, got it
I don't need attraction, just the illusion thereof.
Maybe that's what's happening here too, the illusion of a pretty lady
Our neighbor the beat cop always said: "in the end, all they want is the right kind of friction."
I dont need my porn to be this realistic. I want some fantasy to.