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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 67 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You dummy, the reason people don’t commit suicide in aUThOriTAiaN StAtEs is because the government would murder them for it.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you commit suicide there they just call in juche necromancer, resurrect you, give you a poetry book and armed guard yell at you "START WRITING" all the time.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of Death & Taxes (I don't know the game aside from this song)