Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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I need help to complete a joke for my girlfriend (programming.dev)

submitted 2 weeks ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted... So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.

[–] USSEthernet@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

They can lay down some sick beets