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I need help to complete a joke for my girlfriend (programming.dev)

submitted 2 weeks ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted... So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.

[–] USSEthernet@piefed.social 20 points 2 weeks ago

They can lay down some sick beets

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So what is the question? You want wrap jokes? What is for dinner tomorrow? I was very down with the beats. I don’t think it gets any better than that.

Keep the joke, toss the woman. You already found a winner.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Now, now. Let's not turn this into a RelationshipAdvice question on reddit, where so many people suggest they get divorced... for 'unclear reasons.'

[–] pirc_lover@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Grated beetroot, crème fraiche, leafy greens, dill and smoked salmon makes a good wrap

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ok that sounds good, not a fan of fish typically but I can deal with salmon

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sorry, but I think that's a wrap on the conversation. She beet you. Sometimes, a joke goes flat and you've gotta roll with it.

[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Roasted beets and chickpea wraps seem to be a common Mediterranean style dish*, but if you serve with a side of M&Ms you can call yourself a Wrap God.

*I can't attest to how good the recipe is (or if a human has ever made it), but maybe something like this or this?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Chicken shawarma with pickled beets is excellent

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Just send her this song and call it a day lol

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would he call it a day when that isn't the name of the song? 🤔

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

You. I like you.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Done

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Me trying to do rappers delight by sugar Hill gang did not fill her stomach...