this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2026
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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Those are not mob flowers. Those are Dallas flowers.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 11 points 1 day ago

Fugeddaboutit-not

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Whaddya hear, whaddya say?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, Jonny tight lips, how's your mother?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Tell the doctor to go suck an egg

[–] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

How much moah betrayal can I take?!

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like lobstrocities. Dada chick dada chum.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

It’s Jimmy-Two-Lips.

jeff two-blooms