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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 224 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I can't honestly understand the issue.

So i'll just keep looking until i'll figure it out.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 102 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you're an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who's never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now... sagging. You're feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren't like the tits you've seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she's got are these saggy... bags...

Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren't like that at all. And it's awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it's more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I'm yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn't enjoy.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

I have tits. Can you milk me, Greg?

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Little bold to call that sort "men".

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't think there is an issue.

If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 137 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are enough people who don't know this it seems.

I'm learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren't real because no breasts are like that.

She just wasn't wearing a bra.

Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.

They also weren't using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol incel virgins telling others what real boob's should look like

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[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 131 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They've revealed Victoria's secret.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Victoria's secret is Epstein.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its hard to make boobs look bad, boobs are fucking awesome

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[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It's body acceptance and positivity for busty women

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's whatever you make of it.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah it's on the internet now. It's ours to do with as we see fit.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get it. Boobs that look pushed up can also look normal?

[–] saimen@feddit.org 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess the point is many people are thinking boobs pushed up is how they look normal.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yup. A lot of guys, especially teenage boys, would say that the left picture is normal, and the right picture is "saggy." They're the same people that look at a woman wearing plenty of makeup and say "You look great without makeup!" and when she's not wearing makeup say "Woah, are you sick or something?"

It's such a common occurrence on the internet that I honestly think the people who are "confused" about the post are just pretending not to know about it to appear even more separated from the idea than simply disagreeing with it.

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[–] fizzle@quokk.au 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't get it either.

Is it saying pushed up boobs dont just happen?

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

The round breast.. yeah that's all bras and padding. Or implants.

Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that's what they actually are supposed to look like.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

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[–] SubUrbanIT@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We don't care, we still wanna see 'em.

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[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

All I can say is

guys really aren't that fussy

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Either way, I'm just happy to be here.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Boobs that look like this...

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see a problem.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lift and compress? πŸ–οΈπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

Droop and separate? β˜οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

Nice use of emojis there.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago
[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gravity is a cruel mistress.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

That's a bit dramatic, they still look great

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I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got β€˜em.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

If they’re that size they better do that.

Swing low sweet chariots!

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t see a problem.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

What are some other ways they can look?

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I’ve heard a couple girls say the one on the right is ugly. I have yet to see a guy say the same. My SO was one of them and could not understand why I still liked it and thought it looked good.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug, also the best way to sell beauty products and clothing to women is to make them feel like shit about their bodies.

Making women think that their boobs are saggy when they're just not wearing a bra is intentional, to sell bras.

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing this makes me think is "May I, please?"

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

Post a few more for better comparison please

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Makes me think I like boobs.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Both pics make me wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

taking selfies that are boob flattering is an artform

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once had a patient that had to roll her breasts up to get into her bra.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oh look a that! Gravity, finally!

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