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[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

I was wondering how they got my number but it’s turns out there was a data leek

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago
[–] No1@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

For all your floral arrangements:

Call E-Flower

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

Can't remember how to do spoilers...

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The wheelchair

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 savage

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

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But with some text after the first set of :::

Also, truly the hardest part. I imagine that's why kids hate their veggies.

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

uuuuuuuuugh upvotes

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Beet on the street says you’re the one who spills the beans.