I was wondering how they got my number but it’s turns out there was a data leek
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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
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The wheelchair
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Also, truly the hardest part. I imagine that's why kids hate their veggies.
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Beet on the street says you’re the one who spills the beans.