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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (europe.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.

[–] schmooooo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jaws - Jaws

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even better: Marv is the only human.

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

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