I am proudly batting zero.
UncleArthur
joined 1 year ago
Yep, same here.
Ha! If you're going to serve up Yorkshire Tea, I ain't coming.
It's Tetley Tea or nothing.
I have one of those!
The coffee is luke warm and the doughnuts are stale. It's always windy and slightly too cold for comfort but not cold enough to put the heating on. Your bum itches.
Why were you sent here? See below.
Pride: you bragged about the size of your investments to your poorer relatives.
Greed: you shoplifted from a small 'Mom & Pop' store (stealing stuff from a chain store doesn't count).
Wrath: you were rude to the waitress because of a small error in your order.
Lust: you propositioned your spouse's younger sibling (and got turned down).
Envy: you keyed your neighbour's new car.
Gluttony: you ate the last slice of pizza and drank the last beer.
Sloth: you never got out of bed before 11:00 a.m. at the weekend.
True, but given that Trump has put tariffs on uninhabited islands in the Arctic (I believe), it's still an interesting point to make.
Edit: spelling.