Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
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I love this!
I also thought Matrix, but Neo would be Gonzo and Morpheus would be still played by Laurence Fishburne.
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Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human
Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.
I am Bert's complete lack of surprise
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Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.
no, he is the only non puppet. but because he grew up like that, he doesn't realize he's the only non puppet. from his point is view, everyone else is normal
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.
Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz
Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee
Predator, the predator
Being John Malkovich,
Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.
Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
die hard
alan rickman
Clue. Tim Curry.
Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.
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Jackass: The Movie.
Wee Man.
Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.
So many people would get fired.
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Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.
I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.
OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude
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Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.
This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.
Fifth Element - Bruce Willis
The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.
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Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real
Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.
This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.
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Toy Story
Andy
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.
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- Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
- All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.
My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon
Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role
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The Prestige. Christian Bale.
But he only plays "half" of Borden.
Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.
Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream
A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.
John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.
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