Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Now it's a Ford Focus!

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[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It’s a very different experience for those driving white ford broncos

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Better as "what do you get when..." format. Still would qualify as a dad joke.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 points 1 day ago

If it's fitted with Auto Start-Stop, does that make it a Maverick?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Focus

Justus hat in den Ford Focus gekaggert!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I put in Chuck Norris' ashes and now I have a Ford Ranger!