There is a minimum-amount of fission-fuel required, AND there is a minimum-amount of conventional-explosives required to compress the fission-fuel until it goes supercritical.

That detonator isn't going to be small-enough to hide in a vest.

Absolute disinformation.

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This is the same JD Vance that repeatedly falsely claimed immigrants were eating cats and dogs in his home state, is it not?

I'm not saying a nuclear suicide vest couldn't be done. I'm just saying, JD Vance has claimed lots of things.

'Iran could develop hulk technology and teleport directly into US schools!' JD Vance

This shit again? Last time it was a brief case dirty bomb.

Iran could turn their front line soldiers into beings of pure energy and they could rip the life force right out of a tank.

These fuckers are so inept at propaganda, it's kinda sad.

JD Vance, also known as a couch fucker, could develop pubic hair within the next 15 years, endangering his aim while peeing as he won't be able to find his micropenis anymore and won't be able to shave it out of fear of shaving his micropenis off. Couches would finally be safe.

Spread the word.

USA could develop a more fuckable couch, and ride us of one problem, but here we are.

Just a reminder that the 9/11 attackers did it with knives.

Why would having it be in a vest be useful, so it’s concealed until you’re really close? Like, it’s a fucking nuke, it’s not like you need to get in particularly close for it to have the intended effect.

Like, he’s just mashing the image of a suicide bomber in with the fear of nukes to strike as many “panic! danger! scary!” notes as possible.

Maybe a dirty bomb with nuclear materials, but an actual fission bomb on a vest? No. Never mind they don't have the enriched fuel, never mind just building a working device would be extremely difficult for them and that would be large like the Hiroshima bomb.

This is Iraq Weapons of Mass Distraction all over again. Fuck this administration.

Whatever, punchable face.

Normally I get angry at these pathological liars but this lie is so absurdly stupid that it's actually funny.

Imagine someone driving their van to a parking lot near the white house and then going "Welp, better strap on my suicide nuke that will obliterate the entire city. I see no other way of doing this."

American civilians killed by Iran made nuclear slingshots and slippping on nuclear banana peels.

Nuclear terrorism might be a thing, but I seriously doubt that the easiest way to do it is nuclear suicide vests. Miniaturizing nuclear warheads is a pain. If you were going to do something like that, you'd be better off doing something akin to a truck bomb.

Thats.......not how nuclear arms work.

"Vance says" is like when my 3-year-old blames everything on the cat. Who ate all the nesquik Jonathan, was it the cat, or was it you with nesquik on your face? Who can say.

JD Vance also claims he's capable of pleasing his wife.

Cool story bro.

Id argue a rapist president plus a complicit govt is more dangerous. How about getting rid of those first?

Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.

at this point, he's just my mom's facebook news feed in human form.

... and unfortunately it's working.

When will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?

He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.

Why would anyone believe this? Who is ret*rded enough to believe this?

I claim that Americans have idiot VP, iVP short.

I heard they're developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.

Monkeys might fly out of Iran's butt.

That's a big vest. Should be easy to spot.

That seems impractical.