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Crazy Larry, is that you?

"crossdressing as a girl is something only a guy can do, therefor it is the manliest possible activity." -- anonymous modern day socrates

when people tell you who they are, believe them

for instance, while I may not believe you fart actual glitter all the time, I also have no doubt that the sort of person who sets "I_Fart_Glitter" as their username also has no qualms about shoving some craft herpes up their funhole just to prove me wrong

now, taking what we've learned from this, what's their username? what does it tell you? it's quite possible they're just unfathomably stupid, instead of or in addition to being a killjoy.

I would also add, probably watch alone. Not exactly a great movie to watch with family, nor for a romantic date. Could maybe crack some good dark jokes with friends if you've got the right kind of fucked-up buddies, but that's about the only possible "enjoyable and not awkward shared viewing of Deliverance" I can envision.

Operation Fortitude II: Pneumatic Boogaloo

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

some services are not worth paying for -- movie/tv streaming services, for instance.

Some services, on the other hand, are not worth not paying for. A decent VPN is one of them.

oh god yes please give me access to military infrastructure, explosives, and firearms; I am a perfectly sane and obedient selective service applicant and can be trusted in the vicinity of all of these things

not every showerthoughts-worthy post is necessarily envisioned in a shower

Also, if it's been more than a few days, take a shower for me, homie. If you won't do it for you, do it for me. Depression is a fuck.

I'll be damned.

Now we just need to find out if the bear's Catholic, and we'll be set.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

the world is not made up of exclusively binary good/bad characters or outcomes, and most half-decent TV shows aren't, either.