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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 176 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

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edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 100 points 2 weeks ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 15 points 2 weeks ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does she literally have a 1:1 facsimile of his shop/recording studio or is that just thumbnail magic?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 102 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more like does he have a 1:1 facsimile of her shop/recording studio.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 149 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok so from these comments I've learned that the girl's video is real and it seems op used AI to edit some guy into the thumbnail and then edited the view count to create a sexist ragebait story that undermines the genuine success of a female creator.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Colour me shocked. Incel ragebait on 4chan?!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Truly strange. It's like getting a rude dick headed comment from me, truly out of character.

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[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No surprise there since it looks like it comes from 4chan. Everyone knows the 4 in 4chan refers to the combined IQ score of its users. The funny part is, all they've achieved is suggested a new channel I'll probably enjoy. Stay mad, incels.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be me

Go to Lemmy

Go to Greentext

Read comment

Yep, it's Lemmy

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 106 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Fake: implies someone made similar content, but clearly it's the exact same video, just the model is swapped

Gay: Anon is gay

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 64 points 2 weeks ago

Also, Sayaka's Digital Attic is an actual good channel; she does interesting board repair work and has been at it since long before December of 2025

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Viewer sent me a broken c64 board

gary doesn't have enough viewers for this to happen

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

If you can give me my most niche hobby with tits, I’m going to click it over the video without tits

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Especially if your niche hobby is birdwatching!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I wanna see tits watching tits with …tits?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Id prefer to see a nice pair of boobies

[–] AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Raise you a pair of great tits.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tits, boobies, and great-breasted birds!

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Really? When I see a video like that, any horniness is overruled by the ick factor of using sex to advertise. If you need to show off your boobs to get views, I assume the content beyond the boobs isn't worth watching

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what if she bounces them though?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Same thing as a subway surfers clip playing in the corner

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

In what way is she showing off anything but the board she's repairing?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They said "with tits" and that's not how I would describe the video in the post just because the host is a woman so I didn't think they meant this one in particular

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk man, for some reason sometimes I prefer the hobby videos that don't have tits, or at least who gets more into the hobby/has better details.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i like the hobby videos of a graying old guy shouting at the clouds about the downfall of civilization and the need to prep.

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

I like that the way you wrote it it implies the bloke is DLSS 5 off

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 weeks ago

Anon has nice nails on his right hand

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly if it was a gay world you might get more views.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only if you replaced OP with a twink.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gay: Anon wishes he could appeal to men like Sayaka does

Fake: His video doesn't exist

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those workshops are such exact duplicates that I assumed they were both the same trans person, but that would be a pretty rapid transformation (assuming both videos were actually published on the same day).

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Has OP considered wearing one of those humourous BBQ aprons with boobs on them?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You really think someone would do that? Just go the internet and tell lies?

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[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I actually do watch the channel she blatantly rips off (not the dude pictured). I’m not normally one to accuse, but the channel name is a dead giveaway. Maybe it’s supposed to be a tribute or flattery, but the OG digital basement is infinity more entertaining for me.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 weeks ago

3 days high effort video you said?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Girl makes the same video

Plot Twist: It's the same video, but the "girl" is edited in via AI.

Double plot twist: The views and reacts are also fake, because YouTube is flooded with bot accounts

Triple plot twist: AI making AI videos for AI consumption is technically gay and simping

Quadruple plot twist: It's a fix-it video. People are taking the information you put out there and using it to fix their shit. Why are you complaining?

Quintuple plot twist: Neither of these videos take place in an attic.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Today anon learned that men like to look at attractive women. What wonders will he learn tomorrow? Tune in next time... for... Dragon... Ball... Z!

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: Sayaka is his daughter

[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is op left or right, can't tell....

/S

Also, has op tried smiling?

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