Yeah but he's saying he can't get paid to get laid. Who hires an ugly prostitute?
WhyIHateTheInternet
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People like you are what makes the world a unique and beautiful place.
Yeah until one of those airgulls comes and swipes it.
No that's where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock
Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I'm not reincorporating.
Slay because my 10 year uses it for everything. Slayalicious, slaytastic, slayme...
Nag. Just sounds harsh
Bungalow. Should be obvious.
People who shorten food names aren't doing English any favors...
'za (Pizza), taters, sgetti, nanners, gnosh (im hungry I need some gnosh gnosh)
That's what I'm saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can't even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.
Easily the best feature. I used it on everyone including family, friends, coworkers, robots whatever
You're going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren't you?
You could just raise your arm and let it loose...
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