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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Such a stimulated economy

[–] mech@feddit.org 168 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can't blow up a plane if nobody can get onto the plane!

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Blows up airport instead ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, that's not TSAs direct job, so they don't care.

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[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

These are poor people, so the powers that be don't care

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You dont give up your right to free speech when you get on a plane, why around you give up the right to bear arms?

  • line from an old prairie home companion when I was a kid.
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 47 points 3 days ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There are several terminals with security checkpoints, this does not represent “JFK Airport” as a whole. This shown terminal is T5, JetBlue’s terminal.

Edit: who downvoted, lol. I’ve been to JFK 4 times this week. Nothing I said is untrue. It literally says Jetblue check in on the sign. Go pound sand.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you visited the other terminals as well? Are they significantly better and this is an outlier, or is this typical peak hours for jfk right now?

Yes. Though I obviously didn’t tour the airport looking for problems. Delta’s was long but not awful. AA’s was relatively short. Didn’t see the international terminal. No idea what constitutes “peak”, but NY is heading into NY school’s spring break season, so things will get busy for the airports.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tired of ~~waiting~~ winning yet?

[–] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pleease Mr. President, no more winning!

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 days ago

Your get what you voted! Enjoy your fucking war.

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 89 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

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[–] xSikes@feddit.online 51 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Lol I was looking into this the other day. From what I understand it's to prevent too much power being with any one group in US govt ..

Short answer is no, most countries have rules that see public servants (govt. employees) paid even when a department's budget has not been agreed - for example Belgium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 24 points 3 days ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

did you mean Trump JFK Airport?

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’d honestly just cancel my holiday instead going through that trauma.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are the flights backed up to, or are they just leaving half empty all the time?

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The flights are probably a mixed bag. There are also cases where they just open up the lines and let everyone through without passing through security screening. It's happened a few times, though I've never gotten so lucky.

Could you imagine if you were on hour 10 of waiting through the line, just managed to get to the front and then they told everyone to just go through? I'd cuss someone out hard.

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 33 points 3 days ago

Looks like a freedom country chicken farm

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Camacho was a great president. I submit the following:

  1. When faced with a problem he didn't know how to solve, he appointed the best person he could find and listened to their advice.

  2. Upon realizing that he made a mistake, he reversed course and corrected.

  3. I don't think he ever raped a minor.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Ideal politician tbh. Charismatic and engages the people he represents. Defers to, and it's his support behind this that are more competent in their subject matter.

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 26 points 3 days ago

Yeah but.. Is America great again yet?

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Zero sympathy for USian planet incinerating jet-set crowd. They got what they voted for.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The racist, hillbilly morons who voted for this are not "jet-setters." They've probably never even been on a jet.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You underestimate the number of half-wit yuppies who are MAGA. The number of them in my home city is absurd and theyre the exact fucking reason the area is even urbanizing while they bitch about urbanizing factors is absurd, sorry Janice but the light industry is an expected economic factor for a city population. Sincerely a SoCal Hick.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

Right? People seem to forget that ~50% of voters went for dump. That's not 100% rural and 0% urban, 100% rich and 0% poor... There are a lot of assholes who have money (lawyers, doctors, small business owners, engineers, teachers, nurses, police, firemen, emts, pilots, office workers in healthcare, government bureaucrats, etc., etc.) that think they 'earned' all that money and 'the left' (super big air quotes with a funny voice on that one) just wants to take it from them and give it to the stoner living in the basement of his grandmother's friend who looks at him funny on sunday nights when she asks him if he wants to share some of her beef stew. There's also a lot of folks who are in a trailer on the property that their great-grandparents once owned, along with their 3 siblings, 7 cousins, and 11 second cousins in their own trailers, while their father and aunt and uncle fight over who gets to keep living in the actual house after someone clogged the septic system over the weekend, and sure, they vote republican and will never get on a jet, but they're likely the minority, humorously enough.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And not a mask to be found as a new variant of Covid surges…

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I had to sleep in JFK Airport once. I don't recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

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[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something, what's the context?

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TSA (the security theater people) had been unfunded for the last 50 or so days

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Additional context:

TSA is part of DHS (Department of Homeland Security). ICE and border patrol are also a part of DHS.

After ICE started shooting citizens, the democrats said “no additional funding without some reforms.” In trumps Big Beautiful Bill ICE was already given a huge chunk of funding for the next few years, but they would like more.

Democrats have been trying to fund TSA but want a separate vote for ICE. This arrangement recently passed the senate but republicans in the house voted it down because they think they can pin the blame on the democrats and force them to give ICE more funding along with the TSA.

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