That's her pooping face and the third seashell is currently in use.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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Since it's Kai Winn? Torture device on loan from Delores Umbridge. The activation phrase is set to "My Child."
Hi-tech... praying things, that the Cardassians for some reason adopted in the occupation? Maybe the Cardassians were trying to contact the prophets.
Obviously...
Except, you use it to make Odo turn into different shapes.
LOL, yes.
You use those if the seashells are busy
Theremins were in vogue during the occupation
It's a security feature. They don't actually do anything. But nobody who's not supposed to sit there knows that. When you touch both of them to see what they do, you're instantly disintegrated.
They don't actually do anything
you're instantly disintegrated
My friend, you and I have astonishingly different definitions of "don't actually do anything"
I did see that myself while writing.
Decided to go with it.
I mean, from the users point of view, nothing happened.
For those wondering:
Spoiler
Correct answer: they’re inkwells. The round domes are the lids. In between them are pens/stylii. They may be decorative or they may be functional. It’s hard to tell.
mods this guy is breaking the rules
Salt & peppers shakers
Do you know the TOS salt shaker story?
In 'The Man Trap' there's a scene where two members chat. There's a salt shaker prominent in the scene. The props department sent someone out to buy a bunch of exotic salt shakers. When they looked at the 'modern' shakers they realized that no one at home would know what they were supposed to be.
In the end they shot the scene with a salt shaker from the commissary and used the exotic ones to fill Dr. McCoy's medical bag.
Hostile architecture, to prevent people from sleeping on the desk...
It’s an E‑Meter for Scientology
You gotta have a place to put your orbs so you can ponder them as needed.
Wrong answer?
... they lactate.
Sometimes you just get thirsty.
track balls, she has a dedicated holo emitter for playing katamari
It's a metal which their physiology requires, but is low in their food supply, so they lick the metal orbs once in a while.
Nuclear cores. Pick them up and slam them together for an instant atomic explosion.
Also ensures politicians don't stay in office too long....
The Scientology E-Meter (electropsychometer) is a religious artifact used in "auditing" to detect emotional reactions, spiritual distress, or "engrams" by measuring electrical resistance in the body.
First thing I thought of for some reason.
Or a pair of Van de Graaff generators.
Holding them makes your hair stand up.
Sometimes you just need a pair of cold, steel balls to fondle. Maybe they remind you of home, maybe it's just stress relief, maybe you miss your father, nobody is going to judge.
Pop out of the desk and scream "exterminate!"
You found the etheric beam locators!
Wifi access point.
they are the larval form of the blinking tubes
Pain play with their version of Baghdad Batteries. No kink shaming.
Squeeze really tight and say, 'yes, I can.' Say it again. 'Yes, I can!'
Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)
Tune in USS Tokyo.