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[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Am I a good e n t i t y ?"

Genunly tho, I call my non-biney partner a good bean in the same way one would call someone a good boy/girl. Because they is. They is best bean~

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago

I think "good bean" is my favourite non-joke option that's been mentioned in this thread

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

I also love being called bean :)

[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 week ago (9 children)

People will attribute masculine and feminine gender to 'master' and 'mistress' respectively, but I think master would be the 'neutral' pick here.

Or you can shuck the dynamic with: owner, divine, ruler, royal, liege, or any number of ranks with which you attribute subservience! :3

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah I have to second the “master” as a gender neutral. People always think of it as masculine, but there is no feminine alternative for most uses of master. You aren’t your dogs mistress, for example.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 12 points 1 week ago

You aren't your dogs mistress

I'll grant that it sounds a bit archaic, but "mistress" is technically correct there.

But yes, agreed that "master" can be used in a gender-neutral way.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not seeing the problem with ‘mistress’. Wiktionary cites the very first meaning as: “A woman, specifically one with great control, authority or ownership”, and provides an example sentence: “She was the mistress of the estate-mansion, and owned the horses.” You know, the same way as ‘master’ was used.

Apparently I've read more than my necessary share of US literature about the slavery times (considering I've never been to the US), because I have no trouble imagining a matron commanding the slaves.

Moreover, further down Wiktionary explicitly cites ‘dominatrix’ as another meaning of ‘mistress’.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s not that they are looking for a feminine version of master, it’s that they want a gender neutral version. Which master already fills. As do any number of other options the person I replied to mentioned.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that's sort of what I landed on. Not "master" because that also feels weird for different reasons, but "Sir". It makes me feel like a Captain in Star Trek (though I'm not sure yet whether that's a good thing or a bad thing)

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yes, calling me "liege" is going to be amazing once I stop laughing.

Whoever uses that one needs to put on a British accent whenever they use it, even in the middle of sex. Sorry, it's a requirement, I don't make the rules.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Assistant (to the) manager

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When did we stop saying "slut?"

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't get me wrong, I am definitely down to be called a good slut in the right contexts, but sometimes I find myself craving a softer tone than that, for contrast

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess I could call you a soft slut

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

Cuddle slut is also a good option

That's comes off oddly wholesome to me.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

Diane, please tell me its not too late for me

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

normalize use of the gender neutral "bitch"

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Especially when referring to the person dominating you, that's bound to result in some fun >:3

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

... the word for female dog?

"Cur" is literally right there.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

"Am I a good bitch?"

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Mattress. That's a gender-neutral dom, according to at least one enby I know. "Yes Mattress."

It also helps remind them not to take things too seriously. :)

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would just take me completely out of the moment :-/

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've also heard "mastress" and, as others have commented, "mixtress"

Mattress is my fave but the joy is we don't all have to agree on one single universal term :)

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, now that one I like - I might make use of it :-)

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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Toy" is great for a sub. No clue for dom though.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think if a sub calls me Captain I'm just leaving

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why I call everyone "programs", like Kevin Flynn

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ruler and minion.

My ruler, am I a good minion?

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Owner/pet is very neutral~ Or admin/user

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Or admin/user" Oh, I love this. One day I'm going to sub for a techy dom(me) and it's going to be so funny to see how they react when I call them admin

I’m going to upload my public key into you and turn you into a seedbox

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The equivalent would actually be "am I a good child?"

...which also sounds questionable.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

My domme is a fully binary woman but I mix it up occasionally and some of the terms I use for her are neutral like ruler, owner, and conqueror

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they're furry and/or therian, using their species works great! Like "good dog", but whatever kind of animal they are.

-- Frost

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[–] jjj@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Maybe an extension of Mx, Ms, Mr: Mixtress? (I suppose the "ess" is what makes it seem feminine)

Or just "Mx. Name", like how "Mr. Bond" can feel like a single term in the James Bond movies. (Mx. pronounced "mix" feels right here)

Let's see:

  • Mistress
  • Mister

The end should be changed in stead. You can do the X thing: Mistrex (or Mistrix to keep the "e" part pronounced as "ih").

Or change it another way: Mistro, Mistrez?

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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Am I a good greendale human being?

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