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[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 166 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Having bunch of plugins built-in is not any better than having a bunch of plugins

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would argue it's worse. You can't choose the things that are actually beneficial to you and how you work.

[–] arty@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can, they are not built in but bundled

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's just built in with extra steps.

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 14 points 1 week ago

Security-wise, yeah? IIRC Microsoft is very nonchalant with checking that there's nothing malicious in the plugins on their marketplace.

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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 116 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You guys use editors? Real programmers only need a mechanical hard drive, a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

or: C-x M-c M-butterfly

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

You're allowed to hand wire breadboards with transistors and switches and capacitors and LEDs.... You're allowed to get shit done

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago

describing IntelliJ as "good".

Shots fired back. 😈

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

quietly scoots his entire github repo for his neovim configuration and 200+ plugins behind his back

Haha yeah totally

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What on earth do you need/use 200+ plugins for? Can you name a tenth of the uses off-hand? 😅

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (9 children)

A lot of them are dependencies of other plugins.

Stuff like icons support, and every little feature. Neovim is extremely minimalist to start, so you need plugins just to get something as simple as a scrollbar lol

Things like git status of files and file lines, all your LSPs, syntax highlighting (for each language you work with), file explorer, you name it, there's a lot.

But what's nice about nvim is for any of these given features, there's numerous options to pick from. Theres probably a dozen options to choose from for what kind of scrollbar you want in your editor, as an example.

So you end up with a huge amount of plugins in the end, for all your custom stuff you have configured.

You have to setup yourself (though theres a lot of very solid copy pasteable recipes for each feature):

  • Scrollbar
  • Tabs(if you want em)
  • bookmarking
  • every LSP
  • treesitter
  • navigation (possibly multiple of them, I use both a file tree, telescope, and harpoon)
  • file history stuff
  • git integrations, including integrating it with the numerous other plugins you use (many of them can integrate with git for stuff like status icons)
  • Code commenting/uncommenting
  • Code comment tags (IE TODO/BUG/HACK/etc)
  • your package manager is also a package (I like lazy for wicked fast open speeds, neovim opens in under 1s for me)
  • hotkey management (I like to use which-key)
  • prose plugins (lots of great options here too, I use nvim for more than just coding!)
  • neorg, so I can use nvim for taking notes, scheduling stuff, etc too
  • debugger via nvim-dap
  • debugger UI via nvim-dap-ui
  • lualine, which is a popular statusline plugin people like to have at the bottom of their IDE for general file info
  • new-file-template which lets me create templates for new files by extension (IE when I make a .cs file and start editting it, I can pick from numerous templates I've made to start from, same for .ts, .lua, etc etc)
  • git conflict, which can detect and work with detected git merge conflict sections in any type of file and give me hotkeys to do stuff like pick A / B / Both / Neither, that sorta stuff

The list goes on and on haha

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[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Plugins on a universal open source IDE are a better system than specialised proprietary IDEs (that also share "core" code but it's not open source).

Fight me.

Fair warning though: I know these

/weakSpot
:g/your confidence/d
:x

Neovim logo

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (24 children)

Lol wow, intelliJ? Shit's slow as fuck

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

I have 60ish plugins for VS Code and IntelliJ is still slower / sluggish.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

IntelliJ? That's on you for using Java

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (13 children)

NGL I'd use jetbrainz products more if they weren't that pricey and more portable

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Most of their IDEs you can use for free for non-commercial purposes and even if you need to buy them; when you compare software development to any other profession our tools are incredibly cheap. You can get all the Jetbrains IDEs for less than 300€. Compare that to a HDL simulator or a 3D CAD application like Autodesk. These easily cost several thousand euros each year.

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[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Arent they like $100/yr a pop? Thats less than what adobe charges for photoshop.

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

And they get cheaper the longer you hold the license

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[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Switched to Zed recently, after finding out it's basically flawless on Linux now (it was pretty bad initially) and after about 20 minutes uninstalled vscodium for good.
It's a very solid editor and one less electron thing on my system.

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[–] Meltdown@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe I just have a shitty computer, but I feel like as good as intelliJ is, it's very slow compared to VScode. And fuck me if I'm trying to do anything in Android Studio.

[–] glorptex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is slower. It's a fully fledged IDE, VSCode is not so it will always be way faster, but that's again this meme, JetBrains IDE's are super powerful so I guess you can say what it lacks in speed it got in power. It's also written in Java so it's memory heavy, but it is what it is.

I use both and I enjoy both. I would never however use JetBrains to open and edit a single file, its way to slow for that.

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[–] scheep@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

vscode is actually a pretty decent code editor for my needs. I use VSCodium which is basically the same thing except lacking support for a few proprietary extensions (most notably the Microsoft C/C++ extension, so I use clangd instead which for some reason was way easier to set up with copr repo on fedora than either on windows or with flathub on fedora...)

[–] enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

VSCode is just Emacs with a weirder Lisp. (/s)

(You can tear my Emacs from my cold dead hands)

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes, I’d rather have 35 different IDEs for every task I need to do. Much better than One To Rule Them All.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Being plugin based avoids bloat (doesn’t matter for code-oss because it’s electron)

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[–] lemonskate@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Reporting in! 🫡

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

If you're working on a large project/product then sure, but VS Code is just so damn good, it's so much fucking faster than IntelliJ, has so many more options and is typically just more intuitive to me. Whenever I can I typically use it.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol "as good as intellij" what the actual fuck.

I cannot imagine how much worse you'd have to make vscode to make it as shit as intellij is. And even vscode is pretty shit.

Kotlin would be a great language if it wasn't hampered by that IDE.

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