this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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[โ€“] thezeesystem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is offensive to someone somewhere probably. Not me though.

Corn

ugh, cobs are just a phallus symbol. cut it out with the patriarchic symbols, everyone (/s)

[โ€“] Haquer@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~wtf is her hand~~

nvm i thought the hand was anatomically incorrect for a moment

[โ€“] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

[โ€“] wifemademesignup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is this a shit post? This is a quality post!

The white and yellow corn is the sweetest and in my opinion the best of the conmon corn types.

[โ€“] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called Bi-color corn. It's made by creating a hybrid between white and yellow corn inbreds. The seeds are all yellow. The resulting corn (F2 seeds) display a yellow:white ratio of 3:1.

The color has zero impact on flavor, texture or sweetness. It's all for visual impact.

Neat! Today I learnt...

[โ€“] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

ITS GOT THE JUICE

[โ€“] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Which end goes in?

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

trick question.

share with a friend.

[โ€“] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they GMO'd the corn so hard it grows an adjustable percentage of butter right on the cob, no need to butter the cob yourself

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

mmmm creamy and succulent, just like maw maw used to make ๐Ÿคค

That comes out of your ass.

[โ€“] miked@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

OP, where are you? Where is corn in season?

This better not be frozen corn.

[โ€“] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is this a...

Post-shit-shitpost?

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Enough with the cornographic content, this is a family instance

[โ€“] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Is it a... banana??