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[–] echo@lemmy.today 248 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Survivor bias... they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger. Truly, the selfish and self-absorbed generation. :(

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 127 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Well ya know I drank really really hard for 40 years, but I didn't have liver failure.

Guess there's no consequences for alcoholism! Guess I can keep drinking forever! I am immortal!

And THAT is what I imagine my still alcoholic boomer dad must think daily.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!

Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya' !

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 16 points 5 days ago

Nobody who smoked for 70 years ever died young. That's a fact.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

one of my best friends growing up drak heavy for 30 years and then tried to quit but had a Alcohol-related seizures from going cold turkey, fell and broke his neck. But his liver is fine.

he has barely any movement of his upper body but he kicked the bottle, hasnt had a drink since! (Because he cant do it without somone helping him)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

Can't believe The Onion is nearly a century old.

[–] Steve@communick.news 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I always like to point out that they were originally called Generation Me. They were the first generation studied, who were more concerned with self fulfilment, than social responsibility.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

they incorrectly believe that because they lived that there was no actual danger.

Also, incorrectly believed that they were the ones on the bicycle.

For every kid doing this right, there were ten that did it wrong and fell over.

For every ten that did it wrong, there were another ten laughing up their sleeves and then... putting on a helmet and pads because they didn't want to end up in traction (or because their parents were yelling at them to be safe).

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 166 points 5 days ago (8 children)

"how did we survive?"

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can't.

This type of person cannot fathom that their singular experience is not representative of everyone else's experience. Conservatism in a nutshell.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

this is why they oppose developing critical thinking in public education. believe what you're told to believe, do what you're told to do.

science, facts, evidence all have a liberal bias, therefore the only choice is to support pedophile rapist fascist, because...he hates minorities just like his supporters do

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Friend got hit by a car when on bike, went flying, rolled over the car, smacked into the road.

Got up, checked bike first, sighted and started dragging it's carcass back home.

...but to be honest, dude was kinda indestructible and totally the exemption in every dangerous situaiton.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hit my head on the pavement bicycling drunk while my helmet was sitting on my desk at work. Ask me how fun the two weeks after that concussion was.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago

Multiple concussions from sports as a kid. It's great to never know if my memory issues and depression are a result of that or if I was just fucked from the start.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ask anyone not wearing a helmet that got hit by a car or smacked their head on the concrete after going over their handlebars. Oh, right, you can’t.

I mean, you can. Falling off your bike isn't universally fatal. Even bad injuries aren't unrecoverable - especially when you're young and resilient and you're body is still growing.

But imagine telling a 12-year-old to take off their helmet and pads and go plow themselves into a tree, because it builds character. Why would anyone voluntarily subject themselves to this? Why would anyone advocate for this?

You're not building up some kind of robust spirit of mind or body. You're not growing as a person. You're just being hazed.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I got hit by a car while biking without a helmet! Toppled up onto their hood and slid off once they came to a complete stop. Totalled the bike. I just got really fucking lucky and didn't hit my head. Would not advise.

I was just lazy and didn't go back up to my apartment once I got down and realized I had forgotten the helmet, because it was "just a short ride to the park". Never again.

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[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 54 points 5 days ago

Of course you survived! The ones that died from traumatic brain damage aren’t around to make stupid comments

[–] pEg@startrek.website 66 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Exactly, no one mentions the kids that died from traumatic brain injuries

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.

Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You'd call him on it and he'd stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.

He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.

I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.

.... The ones they don't mention

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

They survived with head trauma and voted for trump.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I'm lucky I did.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ya a whole day pretty bad. You're lucky you woke up, pretty sure that was a coma. If your out for 20 - 30 mins you pretty much received brain damage.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the "class president" and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my "concution" and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell "concussion." 😄 I'm 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain's alright.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (11 children)

That was Gen X. And we have the scars and broken bones and dead friends to prove that it was dangerous. that’s why kids nowadays wear kneepads and helmets.

You’re welcome

TikTok and AI are bad for your brain.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Thank you. I was looking at the cars and thinking this was 1970s.

I did shit as a kid I’d never have let my kid even think about. I should have died several times until my mid 20s.

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[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 days ago

It's the lead. They inhaled too much leaded gasoline fumes and lived during the golden era when a job at the hardware store was enough to afford a 2,500sq/ft house and 4 kids.

[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 34 points 5 days ago

I always bet the old people alive posting this crap also never did it. I think about all the stuff my friends and used to do racing bikes or whatever we could fine that rolled in the alley in our neighborhood and never once think it makes me a better person than kids today. Was driving home late the other night and saw kids in the abandoned pool having a band play, skateboarding and even spinning fire and wish I was doing that then commuting home. The kids are alright.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 days ago

And let's be honest, fewer of us survived than nowadays.

Yeah, not everyone got rocketed out the front window from lying up on the rear deck of our parents' oldsmobile. Not all of us had life altering injuries from jumping bikes off shitty ramps with no protection. Not every one of us ended up in a pedo neighbors basement, But some of us did. Our parents' apathy to parenting and our own poor judgment skills weren't lessons to make us better or badges of honor. We survived despite of all that rather than because of it.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 39 points 5 days ago

Many didn't.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I'm being cautious about with my kids.

She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn't help.

I'd like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was "real" either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from birth until I moved out at 17. I'll be lucky if I don't get cancer.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought that was just my father.
He also told me many times how that was their chewing gum.

And also the bottle of mercury they used to pour down a slide.
Oh, and also the tradition of melting lead on Christmas and pouring it into water, getting prediction of the future.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I knew a kid in high school who was hit by a car while riding his bike in the days before kids wore helmets.

He was fucked up. He survived, but it was "learning how to walk and talk again" survival.

I also had a teacher in college who wasn't wearing a helmet when he flipped his bike and landed on his head. He was alright as long as you think regular, crippling migraines are alright.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. Driver too. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn't doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I'll tell you the real story.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I survived because mom made me take judo at like a rather early age, I think I was like around six or seven. But practicing falling down safely. Ukemi.

Ukemi (受け身) refers to the art of safe falling and breakfalls in Japanese martial arts, such as judo and aikido, literally translating to "receiving body". It is a critical skill for absorbing the impact of throws or takedowns, protecting the head and body, and ensuring training safety.

Like I didn't even know I had that skill, but since these electric scooters and bikes and whatnot have come super popular and I've owned a few myself, I've been in way more falls and crashes than I was as a kid. Even somewhat serious ones.

But I never hit my head, and just found myself on the ground slightly winded.

In one I apparently made it sone 3m into the air, I remember seeing a car drive in front of me and then ground-sky-ground-sky-ground-sky. Luckily the dude wanted to call the cops (as he was blaming me for his wannabe tuned bmw got a bit smashed). Cops came and noted how it wasn't my fault. The other dude had to pay a few hundred euros to me for ribs and whatnot.

Anyway how I've survived, literally, is intuitively shielding my head and falling the right way. Without even knowing it. I just realised after like a half a dozen crashes that it can't be luck.

I should really start wearing a helmet.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

But practicing falling down safely. Ukemi.

Ukemi (受け身) refers to the art of safe falling and breakfalls in Japanese martial arts

Just as advice, you don't even need to go to martial arts class to get this; various activities have tutorials on falling "correctly", even theater! Even if you (the reader) don't get a formal lesson, let me share the basics :

  1. Be aware of your surroundings
  2. Bend your knees when you fall, absorbing the impact
  3. Roll to transfer the vertical momentum to horizontal momentum
  4. Curve your back to assist on point 2 (NB : do not do funky things on your back if you are about to smack your back INTO something)

Better yet, have a spotter (someone who is there to make sure you don't fall off whatever thing you are on).

I learnt the last one from trampolining and indoor climbing.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Or they call CPS or slowly crush the kid under their F150 extended cab.

Also I knew a skateboarder who got severe brain trauma, so idk wear a fucking helmet because your head didn't evolve to fall on concrete at 20 mph.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

The worst part of WWIII will be the second wave boomers, who will trigger WWIV when they age out of relevancy.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 5 days ago

have they not noticed the average life expectancy has gone...... up since then?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Just a helmet is fine and still 99.99% as fun

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

They also love fondly remembering their friend Little Stevie who tragically died aged 12 in 1957 in a helmet-less bicycle accident.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Guarantee if you took a picture of that same street today there'd be a lot more than two cars. That probably a played a big role.

[–] smeg@infosec.pub 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Every street is North America is a highway. Straight, level, smooth, and intended for fast driving. The continent has designed streets not safe for human presence, fully supported by the older generations, and now they have the gall to complain about kids sitting indoors all of the time.

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