this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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[–] CheetahHybrid@pawb.social 91 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This image would be funny/entertaining if it was made by a person

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean this was one of the first generation image generators when they were genuinely bad, and this was a like "lucky good enough to be convincing" one.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone needs to just build this thing.

[–] CheetahHybrid@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Either build it and photograph it or do it old school in Photoshop. This would look so cool if a good Photoshop artist made it

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 9 points 1 month ago

Dammit, this one actually got me!

[–] Mononomi@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah before we made everything with AI 😞

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s E-666, the devil’s salad.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Devils EGG salad that is

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] massi1008@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GTFOH

"Go to fucking Ohio"? What's he supposed to do there?

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

As a Michigander, you'd never catch me wishing that upon my worst enemy. Shame on you.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

He is already there.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why repost old AI slop. Can you bastards get any lazier? 🤦‍♀️

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Challenge accepted! I’m now going to post, nothing! And then go get high.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You’re a towel!!!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you don't like what someone's posting, block them!

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

But it's fun to see how indignant they get when you tell them to their face.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

E686 8ALAD SA19DVWICH

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 month ago

Soulless unthinking machine is generally what I think of MAGA people too

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

mmm EGGG 8ALAD SAMDIVICH

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the egg salad mill, and the egg salad lathe?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Egg salad planer? Egg salad band saw??‽!! ¿¿¿¿EGG SALAD CNC????

egg salad extruder

egg salad angle grinder

egg salad impact gun

Young Henry Caville Getting those protein gainz ... !

This is disturbing.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well. At least you crammed some politics in there.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

*Slaps roof of EGGG 8ALED SAMHIHC machine* "This baby can hold so much AI!"

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

And they say there's no such thing as "white culture..."